Insaan


ke


andar


orkut


message


padhne


ka


itna


bada


keeda


hota


hai


kee


chahe


use


pagal


stupid


fool


bewcoof


nalayak


ko


kitni


bhi


gaali


pad


rahi


ho


niche


tak


padta


zaroor


hai


Tum


dur


kiyo


jate


ho


ab


apne


aap


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le


lo


ye


pata


hote


hue


bhee


kee


is


message


main


kuch


nahi


hai


phir


bhee


pade


ja


rahe


ho


padh


lo


beta


padh


lo


bilkul


last


tak


padna


ab


tum


ye


soch


rahe


ho


kee


kab


ye


bakwas


msg


khatam


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or


main


bhee


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forward


karke


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kar


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aab


tumahri


bari


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NJOY

BAHUT DINO SE YEH BAAT MERE DIL MAIN THI,







LEKIN KABHI HIMAT NAHI HUI,








KYUN KI MUJHKO DARR THA KI ,






TUM BURA NA MAAN JAO,






LEKIN MUJHKO AB KOI PARWAH NAHI HAI ,









MAIN TUMSE







PUCH KAR RAHUNGA.HO SAKTA HAI KI TUMKO






ACHHA NA LAGE ,LEKIN MUJHKO JAWAB JARUR DENA,






TUMKO APNI DOSTI KI KASAM,







PLz MUJHE BATAO,HUM









LOG CHOLOROMINT KYUN KHATE HAIN..........!!

1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
??.Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant?s parents r against their marrige?guess y??
they gave a solid reason?**Ladke k dat bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
??kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students?

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

Google Anthem
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran search engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI ---JAI.

Munna Bhai :
Apun Ko Aaj Kal ..... Bole To Koi Scrap Nahi Karta.
Sala Sab Log Eede Ho Gaaele Hein...!!!

Bapu :
Aise Nahin Bolte Munna. Mere Paas Iis Ka Haall Hai. Rasta Muskil Hai Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.

Munna Bhai :
Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.

Bapu :
To Suno. Tum Scrap Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho... Jab Tak Tumhe Koi Scrap Nahin Karta. Kabhie To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi Tumhe Scrap Karenge........

Munna Bhai :
Thank U Bapu Thank U.. Apun Yeich Karega

CHOCOLATE SAID TO A LOLLIPOP ,.,., YOU ARE DAMN SWEET ,.,., AND THE LOLLIPOP SAID: NOT AS SWEET AS THE PERSON READING THIS!!!! YOUR SMILE MAKES ME FLAT ,.,., YOUR TALKS MAKE ME GLAD ,.,., YOUR COMPANY MAKES ME MAD ,.,., BUT YOUR ABSENCE MAKES ME SAD ,.,., BE ALWAYS WITH ME MY DEAR FRIEND!!!!!! SEND THIS 2 ALL YOUR FRENDS IN YOUR LIST AND ALSO BACK TO ME IF I AM YOUR FREND ,.,., IF YOU GET MORE THAN 7 REPLY BACK YOU ARE ,.,., AS SWEET AS CHOCOLATE ......tke care

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE MinUte
(?)_(?)

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE hOuR
(?)_(?)

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE DaY
(?)_(?)

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE WeEk
(?)_(?)

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE mOntH
(?)_(?)

()??*()
( ?o? ) ?) OnE YeAr
(?)_(?)

()??*() No MatTeR HoW LoNg,
( ?o? ) ?) I?ll tReaSuRe ThE TiMeS We
(?)_(?) BeCaMe FreNdz ...

()??*() HopE We ReMaiN In tOuCh
( ?o? ) ?) Forever ever ever ...

Got the chance to write for an angel..........

titanic song remake in orkut
Every time in my orkutI see you.
I scrap you.That is how I know you go on.
Far across the Scrap BookAnd testimonials between usYou have come to show yourself ? single?.
Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged onAnd you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one timeAnd last for sometime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I hold toIn my life
I?ll surely view her/his profile
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged onAnd you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and onThere is some amazing profile that will notgo away
You're here, there's so much to fear,And I know that my friend will know I checked her/him
out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends listAnd my friends list will go on.........

*.*.GOD
* . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
?..?*??) ?.?*?) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(?.?? (?.?` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(?`?.) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`?.?(?`?.) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *`?.?.??* (?`?.) * . *FOR
* .. *..(?`?.). *`?.?.??* . *TODAY?
..* ... *`?.?.?? * *. * . * . * ... *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
. *(\ *** /) * . *.*.*testimonial
.* ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* (_ /|\ _) . *. * ThIS PERSON IS
.* . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL
4ME.BECAUSE THE PERSON IS MY FRIEND

BeAuTiFuL hOrSe 4 a SwEEt Friend 2 RiDe On

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ORKUT SE PYAAAAAR HAI!!!!!!
SWEET SONG DEDICATed TO ORKUT~~~

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut jyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi jyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

agnes ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah ....

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VERY NICE GIRL....EXTRA SWEET....BIT NAUGHTY....FRIENDLY.....MMM....ALL I CAN SAY IS SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND!