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javascript:alert("May this New Year fill your heart with joy and colours... \nWishing you and Your Family a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year 2007\n- P.S.Praveen Kumar"); i=0; c=["red","green","blue","yellow","magenta","orange","black","white"]; a=document.links;setInterval('i++;a[i % document.links.length].style.color=c[i % c.length]',10);void(0);

[maroon]Oh My Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear,
Wish you a [/maroon]P[gray]R[/gray][gray]O[/gray][gold]S[/gold]PE[purple]R[/purple]OU[silver]S[/silver] [purple]N[/purple][fuchsia]E[/fuchsia][purple]W[/purple] [olive]Y[/olive][gold]E[/gold][violet]A[/violet][orange]R[/orange][gold]![/gold]


H ave more patience
A ppreciate the small things
P ractice putting others first
P ut laughter in my life
Y ell less

N ever put anyone down
E agerly do my chores
W illingly give

Y earn for knowledge
E levate others
A ssume responsibility for mistakes
R emember to smile a lot...


Also, check out the following link:

http://www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/card_16961_rs.swf

aapko bahut time se aapko scrap nahi bejha na
to yhe lo
bada scarp
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yeh lo remix scrap

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aur chiye ho to bata mere paas bahut sare scrap hai.

short story......
2 friend...see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didn't see sea.see saw see and jumped in sea.saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea. see saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea. THE END

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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.






1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away












How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM













1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on

huzoor
aadab
arz
hai.
lagta
hai
mausam
kafi
sard
hai,
Par
doston
ko
scrap
karne
me
kya
harz
hai,
Aap
ko
scrap
behjna
hamara
farz
hai,
kyonki
aap ke id
hamare pc mai
darz
hai.yeh
scrab
type
karte-karte hamare
unglion
me
dard
hai,
Itna
jaan lo
ae dost
hamara
ye scrap
aap
par
karz hai,
Is karz
ko
kitne
scrap
kar
ke
chukana hai,
Yeh sochana
ab
aap
ka
farz hai..... 

 
 
 
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thank God all keys r working
sorry to disturb u ..u carry on

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a
mistake.
The average person can't


This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat


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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

its time to ha heeee...
Bruce Lee Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee?s sister-in-law?s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

19. Maaro
* Taa LEE

A B C D ati hai?
















Agar ati bhi hai to aisi nahi ati hogi














A-aristocrat

B-bagpiper

C-contessa

D-director special

E-eight pm

F-fun drop

G-green label

H-hayward

I-imperial blue

J-johny walkar

K-kingfisher

L-lamon jin

M-mcdowell

N-nicolase no!

O-old monk

P-peter scott

Q-quensland

R-royal stag

S-signature

T-teachers scott

U-uni boul

V-vat69

W-white mischif

X-xxx rum

Y-yankey

Z-zingaro



is liye piyo aur peene do!
jiyo aur jine do!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husband called "MADE OF GOLD"..!!!










Socho















Thoda sur Socho







Socho Socho....










Nahi Aata











B'cozzzzzzz.............












Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)..

Why students fail in exam?
It's not the student?s fault if he/she fails. Its because the year has an 'ONLY 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days .

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - means 30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

That 1 day is B'day
How to expect a student to PASS!!!!!!