Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloveds advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place.
(From:afshan - khi)

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
(From:afshan - khi,pak)

im a paper, you can wright your feeling, scribble your anger, use me to absorb your tears,dont throw me after use, but when you feel cold ill burn myself to warm you
(From:archana - matunga)

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
(From:afshan - khi)

AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ... Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
(From:Pavan Narkhede - Jalgaon)

Golden facts of life- When someone loves you, you don’t realize it, When you realize it, it’s too late…. And You always love the one who leaves you and Leave the one who loves you.
(From:ankeeta - chandrapur(ms)

near ones r not dear dear ones r not near it is easy to remember the near ones. but very difficult to forget the dear ones.....
(From:Ganesh - srisi)

would u smile if i ask u 2 smilewud u come if i ask u 2 comewud u understand if i m able 2 express wud u add too if i said I MISS U
(From:sweety )

If some one says u looks dirty, its ok, if some one says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r jenoius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit...
(From:amit - jain)

kabhi saanp ke bachey sey piyaar na kerna ladki to bewafa hoti hia iss ka etbaar na kerna.
(From:RAK - )

Woh dil hi kya jo tujhe milne ki dua na kare,Main tujhe bhool ker jinda rahu kudha na kare.
(From:munmun - lucknow)

hotho ki zubaan te aasu kehte hai.jo chup rahte hai lekin phir bhi bahte hai aur in aasu ki kismat to dekhiye ye unke liye bahte hai jo in ankhon merehte hai.
(From:nishant _mendhe2001 - nahpur (maha)

If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If you want happiness for a month -- get married. If you want happiness for a year -- inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime -- help someone else.
(From:jai - aURANGABAD)

PEHLE BAHUT PEETE THE USNE KASAM DE KE CHHURA DI, JAB DOSTON KE SAATH BAITHE USKI KASAM DE KE PILA DI.
(From:Vikram - Delhi)

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, youll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.
(From:jai - Aurangabad)

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
(From:jai - Auranagabad)

Rectangle has 4ends. triangle has 3 ends line has 2ends.and life has 1 end. but good realtion has no end.
(From:samita - jtc)

Luv hurts,luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......Ilove u so much
(From:Siyabulela - upe)

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors cant cure
(From:Afshan - )

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
(From:Afshan)

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
(From:Afshan )

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I cant go on. Cant you see, that you are the only one for me?
(From:Afshan)

jindgi me jitne bhi aage jaoge,Ek saya tum har dum saath paoge! modkar dekhoge to tanhayi higi, agar mahsus karoge to hum honge!
(From:bhushan - jalna)

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I dont know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
(From:Afshan )

Night has ended 4 another day.Morning has cum in special way.May u smile like d blisful rays nleave ur worries 4 sum other dayGud Morning!
(From:Amit Shukla - Delhi)

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and thats where you get your shitty ideas from!
(From:RAVI - INDIA)

HEART RECEIVE =L=O=V=E= MIND RECEIVE =W=I=S=D=O=M= HANDS RECEIVE =G=I=F=T=S= AND... ONLY SPL PEOPLE RECEIVE MY =S=M=S=.
(From:DEEPAK NAVANDAR - HYDERABAD)

Rehtey hain sath sath, main aur meri tanhaai Karte hain raaz ki baat, main aur meri tanhaai, Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed mein Karte hain basera raat mein, main aur meri tanhaai, Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chod jayein sath Lekin rahenge sath, main aur meri tanhaai, Aaye na tumhein yaad kabhi bhool kar bhi humari Karte hain tumhe yaad, main aur meri tanhaai, Aa ke paas kyun door ho gaye hum se Karte hain teri talaash, main aur meri tanhaai.
(From:Talha - Pune)

* Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi * * * * Magar Humein Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat MeiN Nahi * * * * Agar Yaqeen Naho To Aazma K Dekh Lena * * * * Apny Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par Humein Nahi.. *
(From:Aasiya - hyderabad)

Love is just like life..it doesnt always bring hapiness.. but we did not stop living..then why should we stop loving....
(From:sunny - noida)

kabhi dost kahte ho, kabhi dua dete ho kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho, par jab bhi hamey sms karte ho to khuda kasam zindgi ka ek lamha bada dete ho
(From:hardeep soni - new delhi)

Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshjis Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.
(From:niranjan - india)

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I dont like your face Par dil ke storage mein no more disk space...
(From:paras arora - delhi)

Life is a journey where u meet many people on D way...Sum may cum near & sum may not,But Never B emotionally Involved, U never Knw Wen U hav 2 walk alone....
(From:Bhushan - Baroda)

Time might lead me somewhere away from u & fate might wipe me from ur memory...But Ill always be thankful that once in lifes journey we became friends....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Some Joys r better expresseed in silance as a Smile hold more meanings then words. I was asked if i enjoy having u in my life...i Just Smiled.
(From:Zohaib - England)

Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,To dekho in aankho me.... Baarish to har ek liye barasti hai,Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,Teri khushi meri jaan hai... Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Measured by miles u r far away,Measured by thought u r closest today... Measured by eyes I didnt find u with me,But when measured by heart u r found inside....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!...Beware of cheap duplicates.... Im the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes.... Good Night...Sweet Dreams...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

If a smile could be rain drop,I would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life... So that there may be no place for tears in ur life....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Kasoor to tha in nigaahon ka,Jo chupke se deedar kar baithi..... Humne to khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi,Par bewafa yeh zubaan izhaar kar baithi....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Making a a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when a millions are against you.
(From:Mehul Patel - Surat)

Zuban se keh nahi sakte,Khuda se fariyaad karte hain... Jab tumhara dil zor se dhadke,To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad karte hain...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Tumhare bas men agar ho to bhooljao humen,tumhen bhulane men shayad humen zamana lage,Najane kya hai kisiki udas ankhon men wo moon chupake bhi jaye to bewafa na lage,
(From:ROSE - DADU)

Bas yehi sochke tumse nazar milayi hai,naye zakhmon ke liye dil men jaga khaali hai,
(From:ROSE - Hyderabad)

Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho kam kar lena Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena- Good Night
(From:Nina - Mumbai)

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
(From:dolly - nanded)

If anyone ever asks me what the statement Life is beutifulmeant to me, I would just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me and say This is it!!!
(From:Takia Kalam - Mumbai)

ANDA (Egg)

to safed hota hai, safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Doodh to bahins deti hai, bhains to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai, bangali to paan khata hai...paan to laal hota hai... laal to gulab bhi hota hai...gulab mein to kaantey hote hai, kaantey to machchi mein bhi hote hai, machchi to acchi hoti hai...achcha to insaan bhi hota hai...Insaan to lamba hota hai... lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..Lekin.. Message mein kya rakha hai...BHAWNAO KO SAMJHO!!
(From:Takia Kalam - Mumbai)

Ur my Roti, Im ur Kebab... Ur my Rice, im ur Daal... Ur my Carrots, im ur Achar... we are just not the same without each other! Till my next crunchy jilebi, take care from ur sweet burfee!
(From:ayesha - scotland)

I live by faith & Not by sight. So whether I see U or Not, i Know Ur still the same.... A special person Worth Keeping till the end Wink


(From:ayesha - scotland)

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future. It is something you design for the present..... Make each moment a happy one... I have by rmembering you!
(From:ayesha - scotland)

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
(From:ayesha - scotland)

bul se bhi kisi ko na rulana jindgi me sabko hasana ,dusman ko bhi gale lagana fir bhi koi gam hoto apun ko phone lagana.
(From:Bhavesh Dadaga - Bhuj-Kutch)

Rab ko dua karta hoon har janam me tujhe khusion ka sansar mile,jo mujhe abhi sms nahi kare use puri zindagi apni biwi se bahan ka pyar mile
(From:Mukesh Agrawal - Bolangir Orissa Sudpara)

Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!
(From:sunny - Nashik)

Success is going from one failure to another failure without loosing your enthusiasum............
(From:manoj - pune)

ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE, SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE, PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE, BAAT KOI BHI HO PAR NAAM USI KA AAYE.
(From:Vishal Kotak - Mumbai)

When God made parts, He thought of Hearts. And for each heart, a sweetheart. And among those sweethearts, he made one sweetest heart, and thats urs!
(From:ayesha - scotland)

just a line.. 2 keep in touch.. coz u r on my mind so very much.. given tho i have nothing 2 say u'll know.. i thought of you 2day..If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!!
(From:manish - guwahati)

Life has its UPS n DOWNS,
Sometimes the sun SHINES,
Sometimes the rain LASHES,
But then it takes both SUN n RAIN to make RAINBOW
(From: Shabbir)


Meethe gud main mil gaya til, udi patang aur khil gaya dil, Har pal sukh aur har din shanti aap k liye Happy Makar Sankranti..
(From : Jeetu)

G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
(From: Jeetu)


Life is like cotton, dot make it heavier by sinking it
in sorrow of water...
but make it lighter by letting it blow in the joy of air...
(From: Jeetu)

Dream More, Think High, Analyse Twice, Choose The Best, Plan perfect, Be confident, Work hard, Execute Well.. Let the new year bring the best of everything in your life..
(From: Jeetu)

Ho aapki life me khushiyo ka MELA,
Kabhi bhi na aaye koi JHAMELA,
Sada sukhi rahe aapka BASERA,
Wishing you Happy 2006 and Refreshing Savera...
(From: Jeetu )

When my arms cant reach people close to my heart,
I always hug them with my prayers,
May God frant u what your hearts desire n keep you happy...
(From: fareh Pallakad, Kerela )


Prayer is free outgoing call to heaven,
No battery problem, no charging, no network problem.
No simcard to use just a gud signal and all msg sent.
Dont miss it...
(From: Shabbir )

My Silence doesn't mean I FORGET U,
My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care about U, Because YOU are always in my H-E-A-R-T
(From: fareh Pallakad, Kerela )


Life teaches U to smile...
but it also teaches U to cry..
It may be ironical, but it is reality.
You cannot know d value of smile unilt U cry.
(From: fareh Pallakad, Kerela )

A thousand things in between us..Low battery,Busy network,No coverage,No time,heavy work But still when the mobile beeps I think of u...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

the day i wll die n go out of your life then do by some nice n betiful flowers for from the money which ur saving buy not sending me sms !!
(From:vasco - india)

Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge.Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana,Mar bhi rahe honge to mohlat lekar aayenge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

Agar sawan ki ghata ghire hai to grajte-grajte baras jayega...Hogi dua uparwale ki to aapka naya saal haste haste gujar jayega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

bottle ma Pepsi say ziyada,,,used socks may smell say ziyada,,,Adnan Sami may charbi say ziyada,,,mithai may sweet say ziyada,,,pk ma coruption say ziyada,,,,,I LOVE YOU
(From: sim )

Tumhare yaadon ki mehak in hawaaon me hai,Kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizaaon me hai.... Khushiyan chume tumhare kadam,Yehi dua mere dil me hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)

aakhir hamne dhood liya hai pyarr tumhari aakhon main , lagta hai ek saagar hai us paar tumhari aakhon main
(From:mayank srivastava - allahabad)

Messages r sent 2 those who r apart but what will i send 2 u as u r in my HEART.
(From:Dharmesh - jharsuguda)

Every morning is a new beginning of an old battle
(From:Aman Khanna - Mumbai)

Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
(From:Shirish - Mumbai)

sooch raha huin jabab kya bhenju, aap jesse saaks ko khitab kya bheju, koi phool ho to kya kahe, jo khud Gulab ho use gulab kya bhejun...
(From:Jugaal )

Aarzoo So Gayi Har Khushi Kho Gayi Sune Hai Raaste Ab Mere Waste Sirf Ek Yaad Hai Ek Fariyad Hai Sirf Tanhaiyan Sirf Parchaiyan Aasoon Ki Nadi Dil Mein Hai Beh Rahi Kehti Hai Zindagi Tum Bhi Is Mein Baho
(From:atul - delhi)

Feelings r many but words r few,clouds r dark but sky is blue every thing is wrong only my love is true
(From:Muhammad ALi - )

Long Long age there was a boy and a girl. Boy asks girl will u mary me? Girl says NO. Boy lives happlily ever after!!!!!!!!
(From:Shayar - Nashik)

Har roz dubta Suraj dekhta hai shaam ko,Bahut bar dekha rang badlte aasmaan ko. Par main wahi purana Dost hoon aapka, Jo har haal me karta hai intezar aapke paigaam ka...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)

Sweray twadi yad aai asi miss kita.Dinna te twadi yad aai asi miss kita.Ratta wich twadi yad aai asi fir miss kitta.Jadoon jan te ban aai te ASSI SMS KITTA.
(From:Babar - )

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye,Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye.Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko,Par aap to hume apna bana gaye....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)

chand ko dhekte rahe ,magar didar na karsake, tumse pyar karte hai magar izhaar na kar sakhe....,
(From:sajid - kopargaon)

Ur SMS is pacemaker of my Heart...Ur miss call is beat of my Heart..Ur call is blood cirulation of my Heart ..So plz keep my Heart Alive...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)

The eyes r speaking......words i cant speak.listen to them...they r only for u.U r not in my dreams neither m i.Come let me see u.....let me get lost in u.
(From:Tabassum - Bangladesh)

Tera intzaar karke har raat ko tanha so jata hun. Subah hote hi phir tere milne ki aas me aankhe bhichata hun.Ye silsila ab tum khatam kar do, ek din milne ka mukarar kardo.
(From:Arun - Kanpur)

Success is not depend on chance ,it is the matter of choice.
(From:Ankush Khandelwal - Gwalior(M.P.)

Beauty is a precious trace that eternity causes to appear to us and that it takes away from us. A manifestation of eternity, and a sign of death as well.
(From:Ankush Khandelwal - Gwalior(M.P)

Kya kar rahe ho? busy ho? kitne buzy ho? thode ho? ke bohat ho? ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho? aur ager zyada ho to, SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:!
(From:Sana )

Chand ki diwaar na todi par pyar bhara dil tod dia, Kuch chiller paiso ke liye Tum ne $M$ kar na chod dia.. Smile

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
(From:mohsin)
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA
(From:ANAND - MUMBAI)
PYAAR KIA THA YEH SOCH KER KI MERI KASHTI IS JIVEN ROOPI SAMUNDER SY PAAR HOGI LAKIN MUGH KYA PATA THA MERI MEHBUBA BEWFAI KY GHODY PER SWAAR THI
(From:sam - punjab)
MARNA HO AGAR KISIKO MARDO EHSAAN SE,KYA MILEGA AGAR KISIKO MARDOGE JAAN SE ,JAAN KA MARA HUA DUSHMAN BANJAYEGA JAAN KA,SAR UTHA NAHI SAKTA MARA HUA EHSAAN KA.!
(From:SANDIP CHOPADEKAR - DHULE)
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
zindagi ek saaz hai aapki dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur hum mein ye hum dono mein ek raaz hai
(From:chandresh jodhani - kkk)
Q: Why the math book always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems.
(From:AzizUllah - Peshawar)
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts... Gud Day!
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning
(From:Guddu - east delhi)
A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. Good morning
(From:pardeep - )
close ur eyes and move, yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around until you are before the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open your eyes and you can see it yourself.......
(From:shehzad hanif )
Thand hawa, Dhagal Aakash, Dhukyat Dongar aani Maticha Suwas... Garmagaram Bhaji... Kadak Chaha Chimb Bhijayala tayar raha... Pahilya Pawsachya Shubhechchaa..!!!
(From:Vaibhavi - Mumbai)
tu dhoka tera pyar hai dhoka te dhoka teri har baat tu jhuti teri gal hai jhuti te jhute tere jajbaat pyar kare jo koi tere nal na rakhe sach di aas apneia nu chad hoi gairan di e hi rakhe yaad
(From:anil - ludhiana)
Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam . . . Aaj ke baad ... ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON
(From:pravin kapur - nanded, maharashtra)
Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to sleep and see what i have chosen for YOU..... Good Night
(From:Suman - Jalpaiguri)
Ek baar ek tut hue taare ko dekha to dil se awwaz aayi ki maang le aaj kuch apne liye jab kuch manga to dil se fir awaaz aayi ki jo khud tut raha hai wo kaise puri karega fariyad koi.....
(From:manpreet - sweden)
Jab aapka sms aata hai, to mere rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kamp jata hai, dil mai gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid yeh aapkakasoor nahi hai, mera mobile vibrater per hota hai.
(From:pravin kapur-nanded, maharashtra)
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
When I first saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was afraid to like you. and now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now that i love you i am afraid to lose you.
(From:PANKAJ THAKUR - HYDERABAD)
ice is cream, Luv is a dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make friends before understanding & dont break a friendship after miss understanding..
(From:Shafqat )
Nurse- Mubarak ho. Sardar ji.. Aap papa ban gaye ..Sardarji- Meri Wife ko nahi bolna.. Main usse surprise doonga..!
(From:Shafqat )
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
(From:Shafqat Nadeem)
Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!
(From:Shafqat Nadeem )
sona hay hichki jab ati hay tu koi yad karta hay agar is bat main zara si bhi haqeqat hya tu na mumkin hay k tumhari hicki aik pal bhi rokti ho
(From:sana khan)
kudrat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti..... to khaboo me aap se mulakaat na hoti. har marj ki wajha ye dil to hai . ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti...
(From:syed ajaz ahmad - new delhi )
KNOW ABOVE ALL,LOVE EACH OTHER DEEPLY,BECAUSE LUV COVERS OVER A MULTITUDE OF SINS.
(From:SAVIOUR A. GANTSHO - KEIKAMMAHOEK)
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.
(From:venkat reddy - hyderabad)
Maut ek bekhabar saathin hai jo bewafa nahi hoti,Yeh to woh hasina hai jo kabhi ruswa nahi hoti... Zindagi ke bharam me kyon jalta hai tanha,Zindagi ki yahi to haqiqat hoti..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Tumne na suni dhadkan hamari ,Humne mehsus ki har saans tumhari.... Itne karib ho kar bhi door ho,Bas yahi hai majburi hamari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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dua hai iss chhote dil ki, zindgi ki har bahar teri ho, na aaye kabhi gam ka tufaan, har khushi, har chandni teri ho...
(From:Priya - Nagpur)
Umar tumse kabhi muh na mode,Waqt tera saath kabhi na chode.... Zindagi ke safar me ae dost mere,Koi kabhi tera dil na tode....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
(From:Adeel Asad)
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I dont like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
(From:Adeel Asad)
Reality about Bruce Lee. Enjoy ....... 1)
What is Bruce Lees favourite vegetable? -- Mu Lee 2)
What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ? -- Tha Lee 3)
What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over? -- Kha Lee 4)
What is Bruce Lees sister-in-laws name? -- Saa Lee 5)
Bruce Lees favourite breakfast? -- Id Lee 6)
Bruce Lees favourite festival? -- Diwa Lee 7)
Bruce Lees favourite Actress? -- Sona lee Cool
Bruce Lees favourite Music? -- Qawa lee 9)
What is Bruce Lees most interesting job? -- Coo Lee 10)
When did Bruce Lee die? -- Final Lee 11)
How did Bruce Lee die? -- with a Go Lee 12)
What is Bruce Lees favourite hill station? -- Kulu Manna Lee
(From:Adeel Asad)
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gaya hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
(From:Adeel Asad )
nigahen nigaho se mila ke to dekho, kabhi kisi ko apna bana ke to dekho, dur ho jayegi is duniya se pani ki samasya, ek hafte bina pani ke naha ke to dekho.
(From:ved prakash singh - bulandshahr)
One sikh man who does not know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to him asking r u relaxing? he said no no i m banda singh another man came in and he asked same question r u relaxing he said no no i m banda singh 3 to 5 more people came asking same question he got annoyed he stood up and went away whiile he was going he found an american taking sun bath he asked him r u relaxing that man replied yaaaaaaaaah and sikh man started beating him and said to him stupid u r sitting over here and people r searching foru over there
(From:Adeel Asad )
A friend is a push when u hav stopped...a chat when u r lonely...a guide when u r searching...a smile when u r sad...& a song when u r glad...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
U know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart and goes outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there
(From:QASee - )
Wash ur face...wash ur feet...now its time to fall asleep...ur eyes r weak & mouth cant speak...so, lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet...GOOD NIGHT
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
No matter the sky is black or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long as ur heart is true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
In hasino se rasme wafa aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai.... Jis din yeh ikrar kar le mohabbat ka samajh lena us din april fool hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Think of difficult people as sandpaper,They may rub & scratch u painfully... But ull end up smooth & polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Friendship is like a book,It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to print.... So print it carefully & never let it burn!!!!Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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SPACE seems like an empty word... But its full of Special People Around Caring Endlessly.... Good Morning....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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U r sweet as GIN,As hard as RUM,Warm as BRANDY,Exotic as WINE,Clear as VODKA,Mature as WHISKY,Refreshing as BEER,And special as CHAMPAGNE.... Oye tu banda hai ya Daaru ka Theka...!!!
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Wife is a Received call,Neighbour girl is a Dialed Call,Aunty is Missed Call ,Lover is Waiting Call But Friendship is aFevicol....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Smile to old means respect,Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental,Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Khud pe bharosa hai to KHUDA tere saath hai,Apno pe bharosa hai to har DUA tere saath hai... Zindagi se kabhi mat darnaae DOST,Tera yeh DOST sada tere saath hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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|: :| Be a candle,Be a light,Be a twinkle in the dark,Be a hope,Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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AGE OF DRINKS... 1 To 3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To 25=BEER... 26 To 40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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chala ja msg tu ban ke GULAB hogi dosti sachi to ayega javab, nahi to samajh jayege hum bhi ke kya hua nahi hoga vaqat hamare liye unke pass.........
(From:lokesh - kaithal)
Lots of ants were on my cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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kitney ajeeb rishtey hey yaha pe do pal miltey sath sath chaltey hain jab moor aye bach ke nikaltey hain yaha sab apni dhun mey deewani hain karey wahi jo un dil maney, sab key laboo par apney taraney hain lejaye nasseb kis ko kaha pe khaboo ki ye dunya hain khawboo mey he rehna hain
(From:Masood Chandio - Larkana )
Jab hum roya karenge,teri yaad sanjoya karenge.jab hum soya krenge,tujhe yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi to kya hua, YAMRAAJ k mobile se SMS karenge.
(From:Anuj Gupta - Indore)
Ek pal mein tumhe 100 baar Yaad karte hain, Har janam tera hi saath rahe bas yehi Fariyaad karte hain
(From:Raj Marmat - Chembur)
A union of 2 hearts, A meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven that every loving hearts dreaming of.. THATS LIFE.
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
MUMKIN HO APSE TO BHULA DIJIYE GA MUJHE PATHAR PE HON LAKEER MITA DIGIYE GA MUJHE HAR ROZ MUJH SE HAI TAZA SIKAYAT APKO MAIN KIYA HON EK BAR BATA DIGIYE GA MUJHE
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
let the sun rise everyday for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany u!lat all the roses blush for u!with a little wish to u.
(From:sumon - dhaka)
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
Open wid love muje tumse kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke 3 akshar 3 golden words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe
(From:Atul Singh Rana - Haridwar)
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain Apne reeti or rawajoon se Any waley naye azaboon se Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always ATKT........
(From:Ashwini - Mumbai)
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
(From:Emon - Dhaka)
All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day... G@@D [email protected] a Nice Day..
(From:srinu - mahabubnagar)
dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai
(From:romeo - lucknow)
My frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!
(From:Raj - Pune)
mausam mast hai mahaul jabardast hai apne apne kam me sdab vyast hai sochs phone karo pata chala is route ki sab line wyast hai.
(From:pinky - jalgaon)
system of love janurary..rose feb....perpose mareh..gift april...lift may....chating june......dating july.....miss you aug....kiss you sep.....anger octo.....dangear nove....Left DEC....NEXT
(From:zain ul haque - (india)
dehli )
dekha mere sms ka kamal,ghanti baji, bandar ne cell uthaya,ab chipku bandar sms path rah hai,ab sur khjake soch raha hai ki ye sms kise forward karu?
(From:abc - )
shama jis aag me jalti hai numaish ke liye usi aag me ham gumnaam se jal jaate hain,jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jane kyun log mere naam se jal jate hain.
(From:rajiv hirani - pune)
dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai..
(From:ISHU - jalgaon)
mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge magar ankhon jo hai wo kaise chhupaoge .wadaraha hamara ye tumse jab bhi palke uthaoge hame sirf hame paoge
(From:faisal - lucknow)
Smile is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling
(From:shoes - Fort cox)
These r d wonderful pairs in the world Hearts & beats…… Night & moon…… Birds & songs……. Roses & love…… U & ur smile …… So keep smiling..
(From:Jass - Patiala)
Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya, dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya..kaun karta hai is zamane main kisi se dosti itni hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya.
(From:Arif Khan - New Delhi)
ladkiyaan aise hoti hai.........• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS...HA HA HA
(From:salman khan - hyderabad)
hum hyderabad waloon ka kehna hai ladkyun se ........• Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
(From:salman khan - hyderabad)
Dosti ka jawab pyaar se dena....Mohabbat ka jawab Shadi se dena... Eet ka jawab Pathar se dena.....par e dost mere SMS ka jawab CALL se hi dena.....I am waiting..
(From:Tamasa Ranjan - Bhubaneswar)
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
(From:salman khan - hyderabad)
Birth is the START OF LIFE Beauty is the ART OF LIFE Love is the PART OF LIFE Death is the LAST OF LIFE But Friends is the HEART OF LIFE
(From:Jyotindra - Gandhidham)
Its not an achievement to make 1000s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000s years.
(From:Jyotindra - Gandhidham)
Dil kisi ka dukhana nahi chayie, dard me muskurana nahi chayie, yeh dosti ka rishta hota bahut madhur hai, ise kabhi bhi bhulana nahi chayie.
(From:Siddhant Mathur - Unnao(u.P)
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sometimes my mind ask why ?i missu? why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u? why i sms u?then my haert aswers ,it simple ,bcoz u are so special 2 me.
(From:reneilwe - limpopo)
With passing years, Friends must scatter; But when hearts are loyal, Distance does not matter......
(From:Hiranmayi - )
Smile is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling...
(From:B. Prabhakar - Agra)
sweet haert is a special word for (Love)
Love is a special word for (Care)
Care is a special word for (Freind)
Friend is a special word only for u.
(From:fahad - )
SMILE > S : SETS U FREE M : MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR TENSIONS SO KIP SMILING ITS SUITS U...
(From:dost ka dost - delhi)
when the night comes...look at the sky...if u see a falling star...dont wonder why...just make a wish...itll come true...bcoz I did it and found u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
a gun can kill some1, fire can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage, but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
Majburi hamari woh jaan na sake,Farmaano ko hamare woh maan na sake.... Woh kehte hain hume woh mar ke bhi chahenge,Jeete ji hume jo pehchaan na sake....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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Life end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in touch.
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar dist.ajmer)
hum SMS karte hai tyo wo samajhte hain ki mujhe aadat hai paisa udane ki, lekin wo nadan kya samjhe ki ye bhi ek ada hai rishte nibhane ki.
(From:Anuj Gupta - Indore)
Oss ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Suraj ki kirne ek tazgi jaga rahi hai.... Ho jaiye aap bhi in me shaamil,Ek pyari si subah aapko neend se jaga rahi hai...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)
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U R ACCENT OF MY LIFE. ALTO OF MY DREAMS.IKON OF MY EYE. INDICA OF MY JOY.ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.LANCER OF MY HEART. SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY HEART.
(From:deba - bandel)
Nikalte hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti
(From:francis - mumbai)
Woh maut bhi kya rangeen hogi,Laash ke paas agar ladkiyaan hasin hongi... Lipatkar royengi woh humse,Wah re KHUDA upar ladki aur neeche zameen hogi....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow (U.P.)
India)
Har rishta mila virasat mein,Phir dosti kyon alag se banai.... Kyonki baaki rishte banaye KHUDA ne,Aur dosti khud KHUDA ki parchai hai.....