10 Things You Should Know After Becoming an Orkut Member
ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says "top model pose"
"superman/superwoman"
"arnt i hot/handsome/cute"
doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you
win, you're still retarded.
FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!
SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you,
not
adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like little cartoons,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Orkut Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!