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« Reply #294 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:09:02 PM »


Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






























Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette



Another deadly answer. scroll down a little




































Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee

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« Reply #295 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:09:23 PM »

when u r online whose name do u look for first? when a slow song come on the radio, whose face comes to Ur mind first?when u hear Ur phone ringing who do u hope is calling?whose name makes ur heart skip a beat?In the next 1hr send this to as many people as u can on Ur list nd the person that u r thinking of,will do something special to show how much they care about u! If i don"t get dis back Iguess Ur not my friend. If u have a lot of love for someone copy and send to Ur whole list in 5 mins Ur true love will call u!!!!
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« Reply #296 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:09:58 PM »

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When
a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at
u

with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be
around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is
not
at all

fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are
lying.

When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss
you", No one in this world can miss you more than her. Send this to
everyone in ur list or u will have bad luck in ur love....
Don'tbreak
this!

If i dont get this back ur not my friend, if u have love 4 some 1
copy
n
send this to ur whole list... in 5 mins ur true love will call
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« Reply #297 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:10:17 PM »

3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?


Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !

============ ========= ========= ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Cool Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down


DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL
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« Reply #298 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:10:38 PM »

choose which chocolate will u give me!!!!!!!
n remember...each conveys a special meanin...-------------------



Perk - Hate u
5star- U r sexy
Munch - U r cool
Gems - U r special 2 me
Dairy milk - Nothin special in u
Nutties - U r Naughty
Temptation - U r my world
Bar one - Its borin wit u
Milky bar - No one can replace u
Fruit & nut - friend 4ever
Crunch - Well wisher

send this to all ur fRieNdz and c wHat they feeL
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« Reply #299 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:16:27 PM »

WHITE __ straight forward
BLUE __ lovable
BLACK __ mysterious
RED __ sexy
PINK __ pretty
GREEN __ sweet
PURPLE __ flirt
BROWN __ cool
ORANGE __ caring
MAROON __ attractive
GREY __ talketive
GOLDEN __ sharp
SILVER __ trust worthy
YELLOW __ understanding
RUST __ reserve
scrap me back ANY 3 colors which u think i am..and pass it onwards to know wot r the colors of ur life!!
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« Reply #300 Posted: December 24, 2007, 09:18:56 PM »

It's Christmas again ! Love, fellowship and togetherness make the Christmas season all the more special. Christmas also means spreading the warmth of our heart into the lives of others and bringing in joy and cheers. So this Christmas, let these special Christmas scrap show how much you cherish the presence of your loved ones in your life. Wishing you a Merry Christmas...
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« Reply #301 Posted: January 01, 2008, 01:20:32 PM »

Happy New Year ...................
may tht year brings u lot of happiness in ur lyf................

HAPPY 2008      ♡       ♥HAPPY 2008♡

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« Reply #302 Posted: January 01, 2008, 01:20:57 PM »

Wi$hIn All Of yOu A vErY 'hApPy nEw yEAr 2OO8 ' !!

I wish you Health...
So you may enjoy each day in comfort.

I wish you the Love of friends and family...
And Peace within your heart.

I wish you the Beauty of nature...
That you may enjoy the work of God.

I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities...
For those things that really matter in life.

I wish you Generousity so you may share...
All good things that come to you.

I wish you Happiness and Joy...
And Blessings for the New Year.

I wish you the best of everything...
That you so well deserve.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIEND!
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« Reply #303 Posted: January 01, 2008, 01:21:51 PM »

we wish ya, a HAPPY NU YEAR!
play wit cracrs' ya burn ya own EARS
we drop boms witout NO FEAR
fo' you get sad n' ya have yo' own TEARS
we have food though we don't have PEARS
we are a crew, not like BRITNEY SPEARS...
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« Reply #304 Posted: January 01, 2008, 01:22:09 PM »

Happy New Year

May this new year fill your life with happiness and all your hopes get fulfilled.
Have a blast
VคtรคL Happy New Year

May this new year fill your life with happiness and all your hopes get fulfilled.
Have a blast
Happy New Year

May this new year fill your life with happiness and all your hopes get fulfilled.
Have a blast
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« Reply #305 Posted: January 01, 2008, 01:22:28 PM »

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams,
to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures
& gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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« Reply #306 Posted: January 13, 2008, 09:51:19 PM »

Sunder mundriye ho!
Tera kaun vicaharaa ho!
Dullah bhatti walla ho!
Dullhe di dhee vyayae ho!
Ser shakkar payee ho!
Kudi da laal pathaka ho!
Kudi da saalu paatta ho!
Salu kaun samete!
Chache choori kutti! zamidara lutti!
Zamindaar sudhaye!
bade bhole aaye!
Ek bhola reh gaya!
Sipahee pakad ke lai gaya!
Sipahee ne mari eet!
Sanoo de de lohri te teri jeeve jodi! (Cry or howl!)
Paheenve ro te phannve pit! ”
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« Reply #307 Posted: January 13, 2008, 09:51:59 PM »

Mungfli di khushbu te Gurh di Mithas,

Makki di Roti te Sarso da Saag,

Dil di Khushi te aapneya da Pyar,

Mubarak hove Tuhanu LOHRI Da Teyohaar !!!.

"Happy Lohri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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