Profile of a Software Engineer (Orkut)... Do read.


About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I
love my
work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore.
I am
a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop
laughing!!")

Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all
religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog. J
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a
software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: http://naukri.com , http://jobsahead.com ? - Isnt it
Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for other company, remembering my good old college days,
worrying
about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?",
"101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps",
Others
censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres
of Home.